Potion Public Relations

Ok, I might be the only one who thinks this is funny...but this was at the POST OFFICE. Can you even fathom thinking... “Hmmm...wonder where I should bring my grass clippings. Oh, I know...!...there’s that recycling bin at the post office.”

Jobs I'm grateful to not have [which also means I'm incredibly grateful to the people who do them]:

Utilities Repair Person
Insurance Adjuster
Garbage Person
App Developer [because I'd be a beginner, I'd likely hear things like..."Dawn, we need you to work on improvements for Angry Birds v. 23.3...fix that pig bug. His trajectory isn't quite right, and also, try and come up with something else to make this game build its relevance."]
IRS Customer Service Representative
..I already have several other challenging jobs such as maid, nurse, pooper scooper...so, just grateful I don't have any of those, too. Happy upcoming Thanksgiving, people.