Cool Ridge Morgantown

📜 Recovered from a medieval manuscript (circa 1437):

“Do what makes you happy.
Unless it involves juggling geese.”

Historians remain divided on whether this was ancient wisdom…
or just a warning from a guy who lost a fight with three angry geese.

Either way, solid advice. 🪿

Scientists: "You should listen to a variety of music."
Cool Ridge: plays Everclear since 1992.
Scientists: "No, not like that."

Anyway, is at the Ruby McQuain amphitheater tonight and we're legally obligated to be excited about it.

Stop by beforehand for your concert supplies.

If you need us, we'll be aggressively reliving the late 90s while pretending our knees don't sound like microwave popcorn.

🎸🔥💀