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WE DO SO WELL IN MEXICO, NOBODY LOVES MEXICO AS MUCH AS YOUR FAVORITE TRAVEL AGENT (ME). NOT EVEN LYIN’ TED CRUZ, AND HE IS FROM TEXAS, RIGHT NEXT DOOR. HE TALKS ABOUT MEXICO ALL THE TIME BUT BELIEVE ME, HE DOESN’T LOVE MEXICO LIKE I DO.

THE HOTELS LOVE US. THEY CALL ME AND SAY, “SIR, WHATEVER YOUR CLIENTS WANT, WE WILL DO IT.” AND I SAY, “JOSE, (TALL, POWERFUL GUY, KNOWN HIM A LONG TIME), WE WANT BIG BEAUTIFUL UPGRADES, FREE BREAKFASTS (THEY CALL IT DESAYUNO, I SAY I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU CALL IT JUST MAKE IT FREE), AND HOTEL CREDITS.” AND THEY DO IT, BECAUSE THEY KNOW WE ARE THE BEST.

OTHER TRAVEL AGENCIES? COMPLETE JOKE. NO UPGRADES, NO BENEFITS, NO FREE BREAKFAST. THEY LOOK LIKE FAILED ACCOUNTANTS. CROOKED SUITS, BAD HAIR. LOW ENERGY, VERY WEAK.

BOOK YOUR MEXICO VACATION WITH ME AND YOU’LL BE SIPPING A MARGARITA WITH A BIG, BEAUTIFUL BOWL OF GUACAMOLE ON WHITE SAND IN NO TIME. THE BEACHES? WHITE, CLEAN, PERFECT, JUST LIKE I PROMISED.

CONTACT ME TODAY, YOUR FAVORITE TRAVEL AGENT, FOR YOUR FREE QUOTE. MAKE TRAVEL GREAT AGAIN. MEXICO! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.