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Following a failed presidential campaign, Cappy became a "public figure." He intends to use this page for pithy observations and humor. Cappy says enjoy!
10/15/2021
Rodents the Size of St. Bernards Swarm an Exclusive Gated Community The world’s largest rodents bully pets, roam tony streets and soil pristine lawns in Argentina, triggering demands for them to be relocated or castrated.
05/13/2020
With all the talk of keeping people safe from the virus, Cappy is wondering if there's a plan to keep us safe from the government?
02/02/2017
Stop asking about the damned weather... That's a different f$*king rodent!!!
12/09/2016
Cappy is a tropical creature by nature, but Cappy is conflicted by this image.
Cappy likes horses and AK-47s as much as the next Rodent Of Unusual Size, but how cool is this? Cappy is jealous of anyone who can casually say "my pet snow leopard and I were out the other morning..." How cool would it be to drop that into casual conversation at your next coctail party?
Go do great things today! Have fun. Do work. Be good to your family and friends. Most of all, act like you've got your own pet snow leopard...!
(Now, where the hell did my "hunting eagle" fly off to? ;-) )
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