The Item Shop

Hello? Hello hello? Uh. I wanted to record a message for you, to help you get settled in on your first night. Um, I actually worked in that office before you, I’m finishing up my last week now as a matter of fact. So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I’m here to tell you there’s nothing to worry about, Uh, you’ll do fine. So, let’s just focus on getting you through your first week, okay?

Uh, let’s see, first there’s an introductory greeting from the company, that I’m supposed to read. Uh, it’s kind of a legal thing, you know.

Um. “Welcome to The Item Shop, a magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where nostalgia and fun come to life.” Oh it’s different. It says here… that we just got in some of these things called “Funko Snaps” where they are miniature versions of the animatronics! Cool! And uh… oh! They are only here while supplies last, so come into the store and see what we’ve got for yourself! Oh, and the crew says to have a faz-tastic night.