HauntedWebby

If you see an image of Jesus in your toast can you still eat the toast? Asking because I really like toast. No offense, Jesus.

I know when I make a bad joke. That's the point. I enjoy that your laughter is tempered with shame. :D

Letting politicians who hate government run the government is like letting Michael Vick run PETA.

Which Instagram filter is best for the nuts?

Just mowed my own lawn. Like some horrid, unwashed member of the 99%.

So ... what do you do on a fan page? Shall I sing and dance? or just tell some jokes?