DaveCorp

Is there a service like Patreon but for buying politicians? I only need a little bit of influence.

Also, if they provide members-only YouTube videos, that's a huge plus too.

We've decided to slash allowances by 50% for the next fiscal year. While our employees may not agree with this decision, we're confident this cost reduction will bring additional value to our shareholders.

I'm going to need to hire someone to clean the gutters on my house. Hoping to get a WEDC grant to pay for it, since I'm creating jobs.