Coach Jessica Samson
Functional Health Coach for women. We don’t want to be a stop on your journey - we are the LAST stop!
01/21/2026
Have you ever stood in Lowe's staring at 28 different shades of white paint?
Swiss Coffee. Alabaster. Dove White. Chantilly Lace.
They all look the same under those fluorescent lights.
You pick a few…drive home…paint it on the wall.
And it looks...just wrong.
Too yellow in the morning light. Too gray in the afternoon.
Nothing like it looked in the store.
So back to the store you go.
Three more samples. Three more test squares.
Still wrong.
But here's the thing about paint...
It only matters once everything else is already done.
And that's exactly what happens with that last 15 pounds.
The women who come to me aren't beginners.
They've already lost 20, 30, maybe 40 pounds on their own.
They've cleaned up their diet. They're working out. They have a lot of GOOD habits…like genuinely better than "most" people.
They've built the damn house.
So when they reach out, they're thinking, "Okay, I'm like 90% there. Just need some fine-tuning and I'll finally feel like myself again. This shouldn't take long."
And I have to tell them the truth they're not ready to hear:
That last 10% is going to be as hard as everything you've already done.
Not because you're doing something wrong.
But because you've done all the big moves already.
The first 80% was about the foundation.
Cut the processed food. Add the protein. Move your body.
Manage your stress.
Those are the walls and the roof and the floors.
But that last stretch…that's the paint colors.
And just like those 28 shades of white that all looked identical in the store but completely different in YOUR lighting...
The generic protocols that work for everyone else don't necessarily work in YOUR body.
That last 10% requires precision most people never even think about.
It's figuring out that your estrogen is low enough that your dopamine is tanking, which is why you have zero motivation even though you "should" be excited about how far you've come.
It's discovering that your gut needs specific strains of probiotics, not just "a good probiotic."
It's realizing your cortisol pattern is backwards and that's why you're wired at night and dead in the morning.
It's understanding that your body needs carbs timed around your cycle, not just "low carb all the time."
It's dialing in your magnesium, your B vitamins, your iron, your zinc... to YOUR levels, not some generic "optimal range."
It's going back to Lowe's five times because what looks good under fluorescent lights doesn't look right in your actual life.
It's sometimes the most boring, tedious, unsexy work you can imagine.
Most women bail at this point.
I mean for some people….
A half-painted room is still better than a room that's falling apart.
But if you're reading this, you're not most people.
You didn't build a business, raise a family, and juggle all the things by settling for "good enough."
You want the paint color that actually looks right in YOUR lighting.
You want to feel like yourself again. Energized. Confident. Powerful.
You want to look in the mirror and see the woman you know you are.
And that last 10%? That's where the magic actually happens.
Not because it's fun.
But because it's a status symbol.
It’s an identity.
It feels f*king good to look better than most people.
And that confidence radiates into everything.
It's where precision meets partnership with your body.
Where you stop guessing and start knowing exactly what YOUR body needs.
Where you stop following generic protocols and start testing in YOUR actual conditions.
It's not harder because you're doing something wrong.
It's harder because you're doing something most people never get to.
You're not building the house anymore.
You're making it yours.
And yeah, going back to Lowe's for the seventh time is mind-numbing.
But when you finally find the right shade?
When it looks exactly right in your morning light and your evening light and every light in between?
That's when you're not just living in a house.
You're living in YOUR house.
Built exactly the way you want it.
And that's worth every trip back to the paint aisle.
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