Tri-Cities Animal Services

My name is George.

Apparently I've been at the shelter since March and am now the "longest feline resident." I don't keep track of these things because I have hobbies.

I have been informed that I should tell you I'm affectionate.

This is misinformation.

I may give you a slow blink.

I may act like a sweet little old lady. I am a sweet little old lady. I am also armed.

I may even allow a brief interaction.

Then I may bap you.

Life is full of surprises.

The shelter staff keep insisting there is a perfect home for me, and while I remain skeptical, I am willing to review qualified applicants.

Compensation must include snacks.

Catnip is preferred.

Sincerely,
George

PS: The shelter staff insist that I mention I am available for adoption and more information can be found at www.tricitiesanimalservices.com

I would like it noted that "available" and "easily impressed" are not the same thing..