Fitz

Trump keeps getting pantsed by an Iranian military he "completely destroyed" 84 times in just as many days.

His personal embarrassment means f**k all to me. That more and more of our men and women are getting hurt makes me nuts because this nitwit couldn't avoid walking into the regions most obvious trap.

Obama got a deal. And Trump will get one too. And Trumps deal will more expensive, less effective, and humiliatingly dictated by Iran.

God. What a f**king mess

U.S. strikes Iran in response to downed helicopter Trump also confirmed the two pilots in the U.S. helicopter are unharmed and safe.

"Ive got the -tism!" says a Fitz pulled over with 245 pounds of fireworks in the trunk to the cop.

"The -tism?" asks the officer

"The Patrio-tism!" as Fitz floors it and disappears into a cloud of Freebird