Stuntpig

hello, stuntfam.

wow. what a showing out ya’ll have given us. we’d cry if there was any bodily moisture left to produce a tear. the single greatest gift of stuntpig has been connection, humans to humans. no apps, no gods, no investors, no scrubs. what an honor to cook for our city, actually. here’s what’s up—->

FRIDAY LUNCH SERVICE
WALK-INS ONLY
NO ONLINE ORDERING

at the rate we’ve been going, we expect to sell out before lunchtime is over. come and whoop one up with us?

we are so grateful to you all, please stay tuned. turn on post notifications? algo will for s**t sure bury us, but we have cute things in the works. por si las moscas 🪰

swansong of service by stuntpig- an informative guide. read it and/or weep.

**final special**
STRAWBERRY PRETZEL JELLO
-yes, cody’s arm was twisted behind his back. yours will look like a composite of the first two slides, we are not so tacky as to use AI. use your own “i”.

**NO SATURDAY SERVICE**
yes, that’s right. we’ve made every last shred of food this team and building can muster. it is now a derby, a race to the bottom. if you want stuntpig, you need to….

**ONLINE ORDER**
seriously. we are accepting online orders for THURSDAY. quantities are disappearing faster than glaciers AND small independent restaurants COMBINED. if you attempt to walk-in, be prepared to be turned away whilst you watch your seatmate eat. which brings us to..

**FRIDAY**
we are not doing online ordering for friday (unless you already placed one, which will ofc be honored). we expect a total restaurant sellout (FINITO) somewhere between thursday dinner and friday dinner, though we are not crystal ballers. whatever is left will be available on friday for WALK-INS. NO MORE ONLINE ORDERING FOR FRIDAY. any questions? dm and pray for a response.

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final slide? the unchaining of yt django, if you see her, alert no one. PA already gave up a good shot on donny and ratted luigi. 💋 you know what to do

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if you’re still reading and still love us- consider leaving a google review? its an important metric-even on hiatus- and helps boost our miserable self confidences! xoxoxoxo

I L. V A M P I R O.

•beef, pork & ricotta meatballs
•puttanesca sauce
•romano & fresh basil
•garlic butter’d martins hoagie roll

fellow stinking wh**es- see you hogside for this shirt ruiner. dont wear breath protection, it ruins the experience. ✨

T U R K E Y. R A C H E L.

•house smoked turkey
•caraway cole slaw
•spicy russian dressing
•swiss
•mancini’s marble rye

pic might flop but she’s tea. she ate. whatever, get it before it sells out.

B Á N H. J A M E S B Á H N.

•char siu pork OR
•marinated and cornmeal crusted tofu
served on 5 Points baguette with
•miso-mushroom mayo
•pickled carrots/daikon/cucumber
•cilantro

alright pittsburgh, never say never again. james bánh is on special this week, alongside debut vegetarian sidekick! as always, we recommend pre-ordering online