Ryan Dalton

PITTSBURGH!!! I’m going to be inside you Valentines Day Weekend! FEB 13th, 14th! Bring protection!

Thank you for having me Secret Society Comedy at Mahall's. I didn’t even ask to perform. They saw my shirt and said, “You look like you could do a zany ten minutes”.

Had the greatest time celebrity bartending . Thank you for hosting, for roasting me and spinning tunes, and to the millions of Dalton fans that lined up for hours just for me to serve them Miller Lite! Even showed up and you can tell I might have been excited about it.

Everything I’ve ever done has been leading up to this. I will be “celebrity” bartending in Wednesday June 12. Why me? Bar owner and high five enthusiast, , told me “I ran out of local celebrities and you’re available.” He also said that on Wednesday “shots are free for single moms.” Anyways, will be there spinning all my terrible requests. Bring a friend!