Hallway PDX

HALLWAY PDX IS NOW DOING COMEDY LETS SEE IF YOU CAN MAKE JACK LAUGH YOU’VE GOT HIM TO SING TAKE THE CHALLENGE

It’s come to our attention that there are a lot of rumors floating around so we felt the need to publicly set the record straight… YES we have a bar dog named Bartender, YES he’s the best boy and roams around freely, NO he does not need help if you see him playing in the streets in front of Hallway on a Friday or Saturday night when the streets are shut down. Please DON’T call his owner and report him lost, please DO throw his ball.

Here’s what you should know about him:

♉️He’s a Ta**us omnivore (birthday May 10th, astrology girlies ask for the chart).
🎾If he is not interested in being pet, don’t take it personally - he only wants one thing (throw ball). The sexy indifference will only make you want his attention more, but he won’t change his mind.
👢IF and ONLY IF you are wearing cowboy boots and stomp around the bar, he will chase and play with you

You can usually find him roaming the bar hoping for someone to throw his ball, but he has occasionally been known to run karaoke, schmooze with customers, work the door, or bartend if we are short staffed.

Hope this helps clear things up, please come see him any time at hallway PDX.