Realtor Annie Rose

If you leave a gold velvet couch in your crumbling wallpaper fantasy of a disaster mansion and I lounge all over it you really have only yourself to blame. Also The market is weird you can have all this AND a very sketchy foundation for only 275k east of 205. And like, maybe even get it bank financed?

Lovely Arbor Lodge Bungalow full of all the Portland charm. These built-ins! Swoon. Listed by yours truly & Sean David Bug for 549k. 4 beds, 2 baths, 2097sf. 2 beds, bath, and den in the basement -- all the ADU potential. HMU if you'd like more info! 503.453.6447.

Just a little bitty Realtor hiding in a little bitty door. Oops! I match the strange vintage plastic walls!

Where will the market go, you ask? Eh, who could say?? Interest rates, maybe they go up, we see the market calm down. Maybe it's meshuggeneh, prices keep going up, and who can say why.

Just bein a super gay super Jewish Realtor with my super gay and super Jewish (and super beloved!) Realtor buddy

This isn’t me! Fake robot me is being realllly nice and reaching out to say hi how are you to everyone I know!

Forget the carpet & the drapes, DO THE TIGHTS MATCH THE TRIM?