Studio Adrienne

“Our human bodies are miracles, not because they defy laws of nature, but precisely because they obey them.” ~ Harold S. Kushner, author

How free do you feel in your practice?

Hope to fly with you sometime to see you soar!

x. Brooke

Looking for someone to take over my lease and purchase my Pilates equipment

Thank you!

My Dearest Pilates Snob Community,

I’d like to take a moment to offer a sincere apology regarding a situation with my platform. It has come to my attention that I have committed an unforgivable offense: I have continued (relentlessly, even) to advocate for and to teach Pilates the way “Joseph Pilates actually intended it”.

I never meant for things to go this far.

While the world begs for fluffier transitions, pastel-colored modifications, and choreography that looks cute on Instagram, I’ve selfishly insisted on spine correctors, footwork done correctly, and exercises that actually, you know… work.

For this, I am truly sorry. And I certainly did not mean to alienate anyone by uttering the phrase, “wtf” more times than some people say hello. I’m sorry that I have upheld the traditional order, rhythm, and precision of the work when I could have easily given in to the chaos.

Sorry that I keep reminding you that your powerhouse exists.
Sorry that I refuse to pretend the hundred is “optional.”
And I’m deeply sorry for my inability to dilute Joseph Pilates’ life’s work into a palatable, low-effort, influencer-friendly version of “movement.”

Going forward, I will do my best to continue disappointing anyone hoping for watered-down content. I will strive to stay stubbornly committed to the classical lineage, even if it means fewer followers and more personal fulfillment.

May you someday find it in your cores to forgive me.