LAST HEAVY

Wow, what a strange and stressful time in history to be a sentient flesh bod on this exponentially warming space rock!

While the majority of our supply and production chain has been put on hold for several weeks (in addition to the entire industry being disrupted and countless friends and families struggling), we decided to put the prototyping equipment within our Portland, Oregon based workshop (Bingo Sunset) to good use and design and produce as many fully original civilian "Sexy Masks" as possible.

The black masks sold out quick - these white ones are the same double layered, machine washable cabled Japanese (insanely beautiful) cotton, with the new “WILD WILD FREAK FREAK” woven label on the exterior (no blanks available just carefully seam rip the tag off if you don’t like it).

The mask is a dynamic and stretchy original (sexy) design in two sizes (more like 'one-size-fits-most' but with a 'larger' and 'smaller' option), paired with an adjustable elastic closure system that makes for a comfortable fit for (many) human faces. We'll donate 10x as many masks as we sell to Portland families and institutions in need, so you can feel nice (sexy) and do something nice for somebody (very sexy) at the same time. Shout out to Portland Garment Factory for cutting the panels, this allowed for us to make a multitude more total masks since our one-person sewing/packing/shipping operation has obvious limitations. Be safe out there! Love, Last Heavy.