COFFEE BEER

Avoided a disaster on this one 🤮 Big thanks and big love to dblj of Black Rabbit Service Co. for saving our Summer of Slushie 2026 🖤🖤🖤

Let us be your oasis in the desert 🏜️ ❄️🍧🧊💨

So like after fist fighting a slushie machine for the week, I need a drink. My name is Phillip Stewart. I’m the owner of this little small business, and our slushie machine, even though we had just gotten it fixed and we thought we were gonna be able to survive the summer, it went slowly dying all this week, and that $400 is out the door. Now we have to figure out how to fix it. But the good news is that we have slushies again. Big thanks to Double J and Black Rabbit who have loaned us their slushie machine until we get ours all back and fixed up. So just in time for heatwave, we have slushies. Bring everyone you know, boozy, non-boozy, all ages, gluten-free, amazing, vegan as always. Slushies, I’m so excited, and I love you. I got you.

File under: Historical Fiction 💁‍♂️

Exert from Bring Your Book Club w/ mazie ✨

Do you read books? I’m really sure that you probably read books. I can tell from just looking at that you read books. Now, have you ever been to a Bring Your Own Book Club? ‘Cause that’s what we do every Thursday night here at Coffee Beer. If you don’t know, my name is Philip Stewart. I’m the owner of this lovely small business, and every Thursday night from 7:00 to 9:00, we have Bring Your Own Book Club, and I wanted to share what I’m reading currently. I just got it yesterday ‘cause I just finished up two other books, but I’m reading Taschen’s Spirit World. It’s a really great book. It’s, like, art book filled with beautiful paintings and pictures and also very lovely, well-worded essays. So that’s what I’m gonna be reading tonight at book club, and I really wanna know what, like, what are you reading right now? And, like, you wanna tell me about it? ‘Cause I’d love to hear about what you’re reading right now. So come see me every Thursday, 7:00 to 9:00 PM, Bring Your Own Book Club. Just bring yourself. Bring a book. We even have books if you need, so just know that I love you. Just know that I got you. Bing b**g.

Or cold brown water 💁‍♂️