Kate Maree Photography

Guys… listen carefully.

Your wife does not want:
🚫 a Crockpot
🚫 a pressure washer
🚫 “something practical”
🚫 anything that plugs in

What she REALLY wants is updated photos with her family…
She wants photos with her kids.
The kind she’ll cry over in 10 years.
The kind your kids will treasure forever.
The kind where she’s not yelling “everyone smile” while trying to take them herself.

And before you say:
“But my kids/we are awkward in photos…”

Perfect. That’s basically my specialty.

I’m the photographer for people who say:
“We’re a hot mess.”
Those are always my favorite sessions anyway.

Book the photos.
Trust me on this one.

📣 Message me for a gift card - I’ll handle the rest! We can even book a date later (that SHE agrees upon 😉🫶🏻)

It’s only weird if you make it weird 🎄❄️ 😂
The BEST Christmas card photos you’ll ever take! Grab your friend, or spouse, or whole damn fam!!
Spots available this weekend!

https://book.usesession.com/s/1vQbeql7TR

🎄🌟🎄Possibly offering *RED* truck Christmas minis on Black Friday- 11/29 🎄🌟🎄
❄️❄️❄️❄️Who’s interested?! ❄️❄️❄️❄️
Photos of Christmas photos with truck in previous years- but truck will be red this year!!🎄🎄