ABG's Bar

This FRIDAY MAY 22, come on out for a truly religious experience with SLC post-punkers MARY, MOTHER OF BEAR. Do the sign of the cross ironically and pray for some ursine intercession while you guzzle down the most economically priced beers you could possibly imagine. Bossman is CRAZY for low priced booze! You’re gonna need it. Joining them are UNSEEN CORNERS and SAVAGE DAUGHTERS, who are gonna collectively savage all the corners of your brain with that good s**t that is fast and loud. Plus we got fried pickles now, did you hear about the fried pickles? Get some fried pickles and enjoy some rock and/or roll. F**k it, dawg, it is the weekend. The whole situation with these bands and you getting some fried pickles starts at 10 in the PM and it goes all the way til Last Call, right here at ABG’s, where the “B” stands for “Booze, Cheap!”

This FRIDAY MAY 8th we’re gonna turn it all the way up and really feel the heaviness in our bodies with the ecstatic noise of MEGARITUAL. Brave the waves of beautiful distortion crashing into you with 3-5 of the cheapest cold booze drinks American dollars are still capable of buying. BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE! Beloved “Dumb and Bass” duo BABY GURL are crashing onto our stage in an absurdist frenzy and DOG YEARS are making their long-awaited ABG’s debut, ever so earnestly, ever so loudly. Plus we have fried pickles now, Troy got rid of those s**tty jalapeño poppers. The whole cacophonous affair starts at 10 in the PM and it goes all the way til Last Call at 1 am, right here at ABG Gifford’s Place to Get Alcohol or whatever it’s called.

This FRIDAY APRIL 24TH come on out and enjoy the transcendent, psychedelic sounds of CHAC XOL! JOEY BRANDIN & THE ICE CREAM SOCIALISTS are opening up with some real nice indie twee style songs with just the right amount of ennui appropriate for hanging out in the only bar in Provo Utah. Come bring 5 dollars American cash and have a reasonable amount of drinks and enjoy some very fine local music. It starts at 10! It goes til last call! Right here! At A. Beuford Gifford’s House of Reasonable Ennui!

This Friday April 10th we are excited to host AFTER PARTY, who are bringing THE ENTIRE PARTY to our humble little dive bar. Joining them are SHRIMP CLUB with a special two-person guitar and drums set; and STUMBLING, still fresh from their amazing debut a couple months ago. It’s night of chill vibes and you can chill those vibes out even more by purchasing 4-6 drinks. You don’t even have to drink them, you can just pour them down the toilet, you can just purchase drinks, it’s not illegal to do any of this. The whole perfectly legal affair begins right at 10 pm and it goes on all the way til Last Call, here at ABG’s, you can’t miss it, it’s the one with all the neon beer signs on Center, the one that is obviously a bar.