halfsour

Did you hear about the two florists who got married? It was an arranged marriage.

What do you call a melon that’s not allowed to get married? Can’t elope.

(i also hate cantaloupe)

Someone told me that it’s impossible to make a pun about vegetables. I said that’s not nececelery true.

(i hate celery)

What has five toes but isn’t your foot? My foot.