Taylor T Rants

January’s column!

Underwear archaeology - (585) magazine Microscopic shards of ice whizz by my face as my friends Sally and Michelle work to extract a pair of underwear from the freezer in my house. It’s 4 a.m., and we’ve crept into the basement once all our other friends fell asleep. We planned this prank for weeks—freezing someone’s underwear wa...

I sound like a broken record but “Lunatics Lounge Live” will be at MuCCC this Saturday 9.23.23 at 6:30 for Rochester Fringe Festival. Buy a ticket, tell a friend, it’ll be fun🌟🌟

May’s column🌸🌼🌺🌹

I can eat my own flowers - (585) magazine A long time ago in a living room far, far away, a stream of intergalactic green barf tumbles out of my cousin Sean’s mouth, landing on a pile of clean laundry. My stunned aunt stops folding clothes and turns to the two of us for answers. In the moment I’m too distracted to focus on her, though, ...