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In collaboration with Netflix, 401GO will now offer the Netfli(k)! This unique new feature will allow participants to utilize an AI investing tool that will select investments for their retirement portfolio based on their Netflix watching history.

For example, viewers who enjoy cannibalistic thrillers like "Yellowjackets" or post-apocalyptic horrors like "The Walking Dead: Dead City" may be placed in riskier options, while those who prefer heartfelt romances like "Nobody Wants This" or true-life dramas like "The Crown" will be given more conservative funds.

Those unfortunate viewers who regularly consume children’s shows will be given a complimentary custodial IRA account. If you view obviously ridiculous content like "Love is Blind" or "Temptation Island," the AI will assume you are too silly to invest money responsibly, and will shut down your retirement account.

Exciting News from 401GO! We’re thrilled to announce that Stan Smith, a seasoned leader in the retirement industry, has joined our team as Chief Growth Officer. His expertise will be pivotal as we continue our mission to make retirement planning more accessible, affordable, and impactful for businesses of all sizes.

Please join us in welcoming Stan to the 401GO family!

401GO Names Retirement Industry Veteran Stan Smith as CGO - Fast and Affordable 401k for growing businesses

The first rule of investing is don't panic. Investing is a long game with lots of ups and downs.

“First know this: you haven’t lost any money even though your 401(k) value has dropped. You only recognize a gain or loss when you take a distribution.” -Stuart Robertson


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