GettyImage Car Co.

self driving cars? not that electric bu****it. not that teeny bunker crapshoot of a metal piece they call a “automoebeel”. you wanna die? go inside one of those and feel the shock of 10 million zeus cox.

cars with faces: now that’s a product we can stand for. and no not your itty bitty decorative crap every failed mother gets on their s**t piece. actual. fu***ng. faces. with emotions and s**t. YIU HAVE MORE RESPONSIBILITY BUT that is what this country needs more of. give it your old groceries, lint, i don’t fu***ng care! just feed it s**t and it’ll run fine i promise….See More

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Although we said we had clean and honest workers in the brochure, we clearly have the dirtiest and filthiest workers.

MERCY! All-new Crap Cars. Get 'em before we start throwing 'em away.

What's that, you say? It starts with a "K"? No way!

KennyKarz are in! Now! Get em while Kennys n9t lookin!

Hello everyone. I don't know if you've heard in the news, but as soon as we got home from Transylvania, the Russian mob infiltrated GettyImage Car Co., and we've been held hostage ever since. Thank you all for contacting the police. It has been a long 4 months!

Wow! What a great Halloween break everyone! The crew and I are back from our trip to Transylvania. Business is calling!