Inappropriate Use of Lasers

I have these fun little "No Soliciting" signs in my shop. They're available in a couple of different sizes and styles, with the default being this one. The listing says clearly that it's 3-inches wide and tall.

I've had two different people leave less than 5-star reviews on it because they expected it to be much larger. There's even a picture of it next to a doorbell button, and it's like as tall as the button.

I only managed to hold back so long -- this one got a review reply:
"The dimensions of the item are very clearly stated in the listing. If you think that 3 inches is going to be big, you're in for a lifetime of disappointments."

NO SOLICITING Sign. Kindly F**k Off - Etsy This Signs item by InappropriateLasers has 190 favorites from Etsy shoppers. Ships from Silver Spring, MD. Listed on Apr 17, 2025

Making some valentine items today!

I am still working on getting good colour on the wood... this one is a little smudgy and soft. Unfortunately, I won't be able to offer these for this Holiday, as I'm just not going to get there in time, but ... these are still kind of cool.

If you're interested in a "rough draft," drop me a note. :)

Also, some day, I'm going to learn to paint without getting any on my fingers. Some day, but today is not that day!

Halloween earrings.