Zero Marie Hussein Corgibutt

Me: Hey, didn’t anybody tell you it’s rude to stick your tongue 👅 out?
My dog: Well, you shouldn’t have named me Tuesday then! (on a Wednesday… I know)

She’s HUGE in her own mind… until she realizes that she climbed up all by herself but can’t turn around and climb down! 😝

A PSA / plea for my fellow country-people from the States today: Please don’t be “that guy” who puts the “dumb” in freedom. And cheers to 250 years of striving to create a more perfect union. Progress is always the goal, not the endpoint ❤️🤍💙