Malcom Rodriguez

saw my roommate was in some kinda mood yesterday loafing on the couch. I tried to engage him "i memorized the first 20 digits of pi today"
"Ok. Good for you- yeah i dont really care for small talk"
"It's a bit"
"I dont care"
i called one of my sales reps to yak and make sure he saw his lead at an unusual time.

I need a new phone- JPH finally got the s26 and he says the battery is far superior. My phone died yesterday while i was out and about- i drove to danville to do two insurance leads.

I got a self-gen lead set up for today for the neighbor of one of those leads but didnt look at today's schedule when doing so and we are already overbooked because Called Well left for Georgia at 2am because his aunt had a heart attack.

I might have to run a lead in rockport at some s**tshack

Just heard my neighbors at panera complaimimg about s*x change operations for illegal aliens that the taxpayers are gonna pay for. How come you never hear about second p***s operations. Double dick. Who is getting the custom s*x option- doctor i dont want a p***s or a va**na, i want a hand down there. How are nose jobs more popular than tails.

this may have been the last night i stay in little wriggleyville becauseni will be back at the gilded lily tonight and staying monday amd tueaday night as well but getting up at ass early oclock wedneaday. I gotta go put in a ticket for JMshrooms new centah log in.

I have been p*eing outside the door that leads to the basement from the outside. It's a fairly reasonable thing to do in the dead of night and doing that enough times softened my resolve against doing that when it was less dark. butt ass nakey greggey pi***ng in the wind.

Up to the first 50 digits of pi now

theyre a cushion on my knees when im crawling but if i ask that of them theyd just be hurt theyre used to me standing and theyre wind at my back
theyre something else yet theyre their own thing

its just getting back in the swing of things. its taking things one day at a time. alam watts says if you want to keep particles in solution you gotta keep agitating them. If i let things sit too long itll be all too clear.

i gotta move my body but i also gotta rest. this is why god invented dogs. as you walk the dogs, the dogs walk you. My beard is itchy. my teeth meed brushed.

today is the ultimatum. If this isnt figured out by noon we gotta switch to the condo. youre not allowed to rent the condo- owner occupancy only. I wonder if i could sell one percent ownership as a monthly sunscription.

april 15th last day of roth contribution. cat stevens wide world playing at panera. G for Gerald at late bar told me about some movie that the now-late Harold actor plays some other character in also has shelley duvall. G for Gerald is the guy with cerebral palsey who's run 10 bank of america chicago marathons woth cerebral palsey. he came to the bar to " dance like an idiot" in his black pants, black dress shirt, black vest with faint purple outlined mushrooms and hoka kaha ankle boots . he shared his pastries he brought made of flour, salt, sugar, salt, sweetened condensed milk and strawberry reduction. the strawberry reduction took him 27 minutes- he has to constantly stir it.

I had thought i left my id there but it turns out it was just in my wallet in a slightly different place. Tone told me to look before messaging the bar but i looked after. I was really resentful for them not letting me in AND not giving my ID back- i think i just wanted a reason to be mad at them. Yell kept trying to cajole me into trying to get back in the bar again (spent a decade of pulling shennanigans like that) - i think some part of her was feeling guilty for wanting to enjoy the bar while i was outside and this was her way to absolve that- i could have gotten back in if i had just done it the right way so its my fault but i dont think she quite understood that i was already happy to pay the piper by standing outside. I took a calculated risk walking into a bar with a 16 ounce chelado in my back pocket- that gamble didnt pay out- except actually i won with the contingency plan because i do like making sport of making the most out of things.
I kept telling people the real vibe was outside. and people inside were just poisoning themselves. Early on i spent a good 20 minutes trying to give everyone ruffles cheddar and sour cream chips until eventually i found someone who wanted the whole bag. marco. an athen type. I think i heard him explain to a few different folk that he was well-liked at this bar and an established regular amd actually he knows about bouncing because he was a bouncer at spybar and he was wearing the shirt see. he showed Mirror his spray paint art. MacnotTosh gave him a cutesy challenging finger when he came out and saw them chatting- they hit it off right after and then Macnottosh took over the gergwatch. Mirror lent me thire zippie hood cause i was cold as a cucumber. Macnottosh and i kevetched p*erily which was nice after the hours of performative conversation for the alternative crowd.

i am still sore but im always sore. Today is the ultimatum. A good 35percent chance we have a house by the 22nd.

whatd i do with the mostly uneaten bag of.peanuts i found under some statium seats (not the floor, i contend, as the concrete under stadoum seats is not a floor per se, like sidewalk isnt floor, like the grass isnt floor ) tone kept trying to call it the floor.

i havent been able to nap in my hidey hole yet nut it is a little difficult because i have a sales trainee occupying the conference room so its kinda uneasy to be sneaking into my secret closet to nap because one day someone is gonna discover that

time gobbled up this morning by work s**t- forgot one of my essential tasks last night. I am supposed to mark completed sold quotes aa sold so they dont get sent to the AI text machine that reaches out to try to salvage missed sales, so i had to send a teams message and email to my point of contact and then ladle oodles of gratitude with it because even though ive now reached out about it and he has acknowledges it, that is still no guarantee he will actually nip it in the bud. this is the third time I have had to do this, which i expect isnt terrible, but one of the times i have had to do it and he ackmowledged it it still went to the AI.
The big issue is that the AI starts a conversation as if they havent already bought and implies we might give them a better deal, which of course means less money- altough for this one it would just kill the deal altogether because we are already scraping our teeth on it and wont do anything less.
my expense report of march got sent back by the computer program that checks the reciepts for legibity so i had to call the lumber store and ask them to email me over a copy of the invoice so I am now waiting on that.
another thing on my expense report was it was missimg a receipt for a small expense- a chunk of an order which I had thought was all bundled up already with the full order- i was especially concerned by this initially unrecognizable charge because i use my in-laws amazon prime account and every time i make a purchase using the company card i have to make sure i am sending it to the right place, adding the company card, changimg the billimg address, and then going back in after the fact to remove the company card so one of her family doesnt accidentally use it. actually bex has eaten a lot of chagrin from her family accidentally using her card.
RP lumber said to call back if i habemt gotten the email within 25 minutes- its 725 now but i started the phone call with them at 706
when i was being frantic about the unknown amazon charge everything immediately started grating on me- the peppy music in this panera and the banal conversation that drops its eaves on my poor receptive ears- basketball blah blah blah- i won the bracket contest in which i was competing against ann knee and PJ- i was the only one who took a gander at michigan winning
and people constantly clearing their throat- someone at the gym was doing that too- makes me unrationablly annoyed- but i think i shorted myself an hour of sleep
dreamt that i had to explain to an overbearing an unnattractive man why i wasnt in to him and watch him so he wouldnt hurt a child- i had to be patient and friendly so as to not upset him


there is mold growing on a loaf of fancy bread in lil wrigglyville- the chirping finally stopped... i saw the smoke detector discarded on a coffee table- the wires that went in to the wall cut... why though? I am probably not gonna ask. it is his house to clean and his house to ruin and his bathroom he said i could use to uncermoniously leave his jeans on the floor. I never can wash my hands in the bathroom sink because their is a cat fountain in the basin.

got the email- the dude said "sorry it took so long sir" why you calling me sir in an email and buddy on the phone- i did say thank you sir at the end of our phone conversation despite him calling me buddy so maybe he felt weird about it. Gonna send him a quick "Thank you!" As a reply

I told my point of contacts in the teams message that the missed mark sale was a Mark something just to be a little more sticky- to be persistant on his memory- just now saw he hadnt read my message for 20 minutes so followed up with the correct last name and he reacted to that so i am hoping hoping hoping we are good- i also dont totally understand the mechanics of the AI program. he told me that at a certain point, quoted non-sold leads get moved to a "hopper" (i like to think of a basket of tennis balls that feeds them to an automatic pitcher for serve-return practice) . The hopper placement happens early in the morning and then later in the day the robots send text messages- i understand texting people at people o'clock but i dont understand the function of the hopper unless it is just a place demarkated for human oversight

Oh shoot i just remembered i have to follow up on an insurance sale