Rizzo Tees

Thinking of coming out of t-shirt retirement and selling an Obama tee in conjunction with this week's inauguration. I have a great design with Obama looking all serious and pointing at "you." WHAT'S THE CAPTION? Give me the winning caption I'll send you a signed copy of my book "Happywork" and I'll ship you a copy of the tee (should it fully fund on Teespring). If multiple people have the same idea, whoever posts it first is the winner.

CAPTION THAT TEE!

Black Friday approaches. The coupon code BLACKBACON will save you 22% on tees at http://www.rizzotees.com - this money saved can be used to purchase bacon, or save for your kid's college. Your choice.

Buy Funny T Shirts | Funny Shirts | Cool T Shirts | Hilarious, Crazy & Political T-shirt Designs Funny and cool t shirts featuring hilarious designs for all ages. 100% super soft cotton.

Have you ever noticed how all societal functions break down, with anarchy ensuing, if you run out of kitchen trash bags?

A guy just emailed me a GROSS Star Wars t-shirt idea that I can't stop laughing about. Not sure I can print it, but funny stuff...

It's not "who you know." It's how well you let them get to know you.

Why do people drive like morons? You, in the old Saturn on 170 north, slow down! Your job will likely be there when you arrive at work.

Dear Facebook buddies, can we please stop talking about the earthquake? Earthquake this, earthquake that. Earthquake schmerfquake. Has anyone fried any bacon today?

New bacon tees scheduled to be in the house tomorrow!