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THE BROWN HAND PROCEDURE Video Update Feb. '15 Gabriel discusses human anatomy while Cody teaches new vocabulary words. Its THE BROWN HAND PROCEDURE with an update! Watch as they talk about the studio, th...

BEHIND THE SCENES: While recording The Brown Hand Procedures' album last year, there were times when we, for whatever reason, did not have ready access to certain crucial instruments. Chiefly, our bass guitar and our drums kept coming in and out of our lives. We improvised with what we had, and that's why this song has a conga. Enjoy!

THE BROWN HAND PROCEDURE - 7 Laws Of Woo Performed by The Brown Hand Procedure. Originally by Praxis, (c)1992. THIS IS A COVER, WE DON'T OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS SONG. Please do not sue us, we're not ...

Finally, some proof that this band is real. Real what? I don't know. They cover a lot of genres, so this sort of thing is to be expected.

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Haven't heard from us in a while? Think we're dead? Turns out, we have day jobs. We are not millionaire trust fund do******gs with endless daddy money, no sir. We work for a living. Owning and using a studio ain't cheap. Therefore, when we're not churning out music to wash your bathroom to, we're working sh*tty jobs.... And now that its the holiday season, we're working insane hours. So please bear with us; we blue-collar schlubs need your patience.