Lazy Susan Ranch

Do you like them tall, thick, dark AND handsome?
Are you tired of horses that don’t come from money?
Do you want a c**t with more incentive enrollments than you have streaming subscriptions?
Do you want a baby horse who is so kind he probably apologizes when you trip?

WELL HAVE I GOT THE C**T FOR YOU.

This coming yearling stud c**t is sired by the powerhouse Turnpikers Wagon, out of Hand Me a Million, by Hand Me Money Too - so yes, he quite literally comes from a long line of individuals who understand the assignment when it comes to profit, performance, AND pedigree.

He’s paid into so many incentives. If there’s an incentive that exists, he’s probably enrolled. If a new one gets invented tomorrow, he’ll somehow already be in it.

He is, quite frankly, massive - the kind of tall, dark, and handsome that makes other c**ts look like they still need booster seats. He’s built with enough bone and substance to make a draft horse question its life choices, yet he’s so gentle you’d swear he was raised by therapy goats. He strolls around like a skyscraper on legs, all calm and polite, completely unaware that he could accidentally move your entire barn two feet to the left just by leaning on it. Despite looking like he should come with a “wide load” sign, he’s the sweetest, softest soul on four legs and desperately wants to please you.

Shoot us a message if he sounds like something you NEED in your barn.