The Wayward Assbutt

Good morning my little corner of crafting heaven! I just got my sublimation printer and my horizons have spread even wider!! What can I create for you, today?!

I'm not naming names, but I will call your ass out if you behave like an entitled Karen, like this person. You know who you are!

Me: hi! I make (insert item here), how may I help you?
Karen: what's your base price?
Me: well, my base is $50. That includes the blank item, one color of rhinestones, and one embellishment.
Karen: what if I sent the blank?
Me: it would still be my base price. Because of my work and my supplies.
Karen: no, your work doesn't factor in. That's not fair.
Me: okay, where do you work?
Karen: Amazon, but what does that have anything to do with this?
Me: so the customer purchases the item, and you collect it, and package it and put it out for mailing, right?
Karen: yes, but I still don't understand.
Me: so the customer pays for the item, so you shouldn't be paid for your work. Thats not fair. See my point?
Karen: but I do actual work. You just sit and have fun all day.
Me: yeah, I'm not making anything for you. Have a great day.
Karen: I'M REPORTING YOU! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM? DO YOU KNOW WHAT I CAN DO???
Me: you're a Karen, you feel entitled to anything you want for free, and I don't care what you can do. This is my personal, private business that's more of a hobby.
Karen: F**K YOU WORTHLESS BITCH!!! I WILL RUIN YOU!
Me: yes yes, you said that. Goodbye.

Hello lovelies!! Your Queen of the Kraft is headed back to the pits of creation! So let me know if you have that one thing you've been dreaming of being yours and we'll see how we can make that a reality! I'll get my Crossroads manager to work out the details with you!

Good afternoon/morning, lovelies! How is everyone doing today? I have lots of new designs soon to be coming! I'm excited to share them with you once my creativity is able to be manifested!

Hello my lovelies! How are we doing today?

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