Tremble-Rot

Brantley Blames the Cooler: Bacon County 41, Brantley 15

NAHUNTA, GA — Friday night’s contest between Brantley and Bacon County was less a football game and more a paranormal investigation gone wrong. The Bulldogs of Bacon stormed into town and left with a 41‑15 victory, while Brantley left with a laundry list of excuses that would make even Scooby‑Doo roll his eyes.

A Haunted Hydration Station
According to Brantley coaches, the turning point came not on the field but on the sideline. “That water cooler wasn’t right,” muttered one assistant, pointing to the Gatorade jug that allegedly hissed, glowed faintly, and whispered “Bacon wins” every time a player took a sip.

Players reported sudden cramps, dizzy spells, and in one case, the uncontrollable urge to square‑dance during a third‑down play. “I was fixin’ to block,” said left tackle Bubba Ray Jenkins, “but my legs just started doin’ the Cotton‑Eyed Joe. What was I supposed to do?”

Bacon County Unfazed
Meanwhile, Bacon County players seemed immune to the supernatural sabotage. Quarterback Tyler “Sizzle” McCall threw for three touchdowns and later claimed he’d been “blessed by the spirit of breakfast meats.”

“We don’t fear no cooler,” McCall said. “We hydrate with sweet tea anyway.”

Fans Weigh In
Local fans were divided. Some blamed the officiating, others the full moon, and one particularly vocal grandmother insisted the scoreboard itself was “possessed by swamp witchcraft.”

Still, the final score was undeniable: Bacon County 41, Brantley 15.

What’s Next
Brantley officials have reportedly called in a priest, a plumber, and a retired ghost hunter from Waycross to examine the cooler before next week’s matchup. Until then, the team has switched to bottled water “just in case.”

REMINDER TODAY IS THE NOT SO SCARY TRICK OR TREAT FOR THE KIDDOS.
It’s from 4:30-6:30

You get to walk the halls of Tremble-Rot and meet the characters while they give out candy.

So let’s see their costumes

KIDS THAT ARE 12 AND UNDER GET IN FREE AND GET CANDY

ANY OTHER KID OR ADULT GETS IN FOR $5:00 per person

Our regular haunt will start promptly around 8pm tonight

SCARE YOU SOON!!!!!!