Godwin Tinashe

*8 QUÍCK WAYS TO BR£AK UP WITH YOUR LÔVER😂😂*
*1. 16 mīssēd calls? You kîlléd my battery so you're capable of kîllïng me.*
*It's 0ver!😂*

*2. You don't even rėspect me, i'm talking and you are busy breāthiíng? 😂*
*It's 0ver🤣*

*3. I told you I love my food hot but you refûsed to warm the ice cream. You don't care about me.😂*
*It's 0ver🤣*

*4. I called you and you piçked up immediately. You laçk patīençe😂*
*It's 0ver!🤣*

*5. I gave you twø eggs to bøil one and fry the remaining. You fried the one you were supposed to bøil and bøiled the one you were supposed to fry. You are not obedieñt.😂*
*It's 0ver!🤣*

*6. I called you D@RLING and you called me H0NEY. Indirectly, you're calling my møther a BEE no respect for in l@ws.😂*
*It's 0ver!🤣*

*7. You are swęeping my house with a broom when you know am a PDP member.😂*
*It's 0ver!🤣*

*8. You just stepped on my shadøw, do you want to kîll me ? 😭*
*It's 0ver😃*
*I come in peace🤣🤣🤣*

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Godwin Tinashe ba Honourable

🤷 IF I HEAR PIMM 😊😊

1. I wonder why married women don't sh@ve their priv@te p@rt , even my neighbour’s wife.
Maybe I should tell her husband to tell her.
.
2. I'm a virgin and none wants to believe that, simply because I have two kids.
People and trust issues.....

3. "Harder , harder" has k!lled more men than malaria . Do ur best, stand up and leave the rest for another brother.
Pls u can't finish it

4. If you are looking for wife material pls go for a lady above 30 bcos their sense has come back to normal

5. My girlfriend has not seen her period since last month .....
Could it be network problem??

6. Something is telling me
Go to the barracks and r**e female soldier.
I need to know if they moan too.

7. Where are those gals that use to call me their husband , when I was small, am ready now.

8. Peter is short , Fred is stingy , John is an illiterate , Emma is broke . That's how Favour clocked 45yrs without husband🙆

9. In Zambia, we don't change remote batteries .... We Slap the remote until It behaves.

10. If you look at some girls in the face and look at their legs, you would know reason why Lucky Dube sang the song "different colours one people ."

11. My Oga wife is calling her new baby a bouncing baby boy and now my spirit is telling me to throw him up and see how he will bounce on the ground 😂😂😂
12. Some ladies are very poor in romance, you will hit her with a pillow then boom, she's chasing you with a knife

13. Hehehe
This people that keeps asking can u exchange me for
1million naira, can u slap me for 10million naira, they don't even know that with the present situation of nigeria now i can exchange them with bread and minerals.

14. I was slapped by a soldier today for stepping on his foot.
I wanted to hit him back, I just remembered exd: 14 vs 14
"The lord shall fight for me and I will hold my peace" if not for that i would 🏃🏃

ENGLISH CLASS.😁😁😁
Teacher: Today, we'll talk about question tags. Here are
examples:
1. She is coming, isn't she?
2. They have eaten, haven't they?
Now, who can give me another example?
Abu : Sir! Na Y@m we go chop today, chopn't we?
Teacher : What kind of sentence is that, please who can
help c0rrect him?
Joshua : Sir! Na yam we go chop today, yamn't we?
Teacher : You guys must be stup!*d! Must you joke with
everything? Óyá Mr jokes! I know you're brilliant.
Give us an example.
Mr jokes: Na motor go kī!! our teacher, kī!!n't him?
Teacher : Na motor go kī!! your papa, papan't u?
You are now laughing. Laughin't u? Dont laugh alone put a smile on
someone's face. Putn't you?🤣🤣🤣
please follow and share please please.

A Man posted on his timeline saying he needs k700 urgently.

People were just observing the post without saying anything.

Then a certain couple commented and said Inbox me.

He inboxed and a couple asked for his account details.Instantly,they sent him K1000 and told him to use the remaining k300 for himself.

The Man thanked them.

One day the Man called them and asked to see them, they agreed and went out.

Then the Man surprised them with a brand new Ford Ranger, and he took them to America and showerd them with more than they gave him

MORAL LESSON: I need K500 urgently.
Remember the lesson😁😁😁