The Clinical Notebook

I hate people who use deep english just to make us feel intociolate by exuberance of verbosity betaprutal contraption😂

During ovulation, a woman is usually very h***y 🤭
Ovulation is when a woman releases a mature egg from her o***y 🥚
Basically… it’s the body’s way of shouting: “BABY MODE: ON!” 😭😂
It’s the most fertile day in a woman’s menstrual cycle.

So on Valentine’s Day ❤️, I boarded a yango home. And as usual, I like chatting with my drivers 😀
We were talking about Valentine’s, love, relationships… you know, the usual “so how was your day?” conversations.

Then out of nowhere, this driver starts telling me stories…

He goes:
“Madam, women… especially the ones I pick from clubs when they’re drunk… they always ask yango drivers for s*x.”

I said:
EH?! 😲
“Why? How??”

Then he goes:
“Especially when they are in that stage…”

I said:
“Which stage?” 💭
In my head I’m thinking maybe he means like… a bus stop stage 😭😂

He looks at me dead serious and says:
“That stage you call… ovulation.”

I SCREAMED 😭😭😭

He told me women have literally begged him like:
“Please please… just for a few minutes.”

I laughed because of how confidently he was explaining it, but at the same time I was shocked 😲
Like sir??? Yango is now a fertility clinic?? 😂

Anyway, let me not say too much…

Ladies… how do you deal with ovulation stage? ❤️
Men… let’s chat 😆😂