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Zimbabwe this week said “peace? never heard of it” 😭🇿🇼

From a US$20 MILLION wedding, Jah Prayzah getting roasted for wearing pink, football fans fighting like unpaid tenants, border jumpers travelling with prayers only, and prison officers refusing to pay after “services rendered” 💀

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Since around 2011, Glen View Area 8 has suffered at least 14 major fires, destroying stalls, furniture, machinery and livelihoods again and again. Investigations over the years repeatedly identified dangerous wiring, overcrowding, missing hydrants and negligence as major risks, yet traders keep rebuilding under the same conditions. Now after another devastating 2026 blaze,ZimbabweNews BreakingNews Trending TikTokZimbabwe NewsTok FYP ZimbabweTikTok CurrentAffairs

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China just told 53 African countries:
“Bring your products… fewer border charges

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Next story A woman from Kwekwe, identified as Rumbidzai Musekiwa, is recovering at Gweru Provincial Hospital after surviving a crocodile attack while crossing the Mbembeswana River. The incident, which left her with a severe leg fracture, led to an emergency transfer to the hospital where a specialized surgical team at the trauma camp successfully performed an orthopedic procedure.

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NO HANTAVIRUS CASES RECORDED IN ZIMBABWE

Government has assured the nation that no cases of hantavirus have been detected in the country, with health surveillance systems on high alert. Three health workers exposed to suspected cases have been placed under quarantine as a precautionary measure.

Harare kombis now look like they survived a civil war yet they still carry passengers every day like nothing happened. At this point commuters are no longer boarding transport, they are boarding prayers.

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